Chuck Norris jokes

aracnaphobia is fear of spiders, chlostraphobia is fear of tight spaces fear of Chuck Norris is logic

Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin its later descendants are none as the giraffes

Chuck Norris doesn't fart because nothing escapes Chuck Norris

they used to have a street named after Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason why waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris took a math test and put violence for every answer because violence is always the answer

Chuck Norris once got in a fight with super man over a bet the looser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants


I hope you enjoyed these jokes but do you think my new brother should be named Chuck???

Facebook

Hello readers big things are happening here in Eureka! And I'm not talking about fall or thanksgiving I'm talking about Facebook. I got a Facebook a few weeks ago and i'm up to date on a few profiles. So become my  friend. My Facebook profile is Kallie A. Norris.

homecoming?????

My dad and mom won't let me go to home coming until i'm 14 is that fair? So here in small town Eureka any one who goes to the high school/middle school can attend a homecoming dance. If i were aloud i wouldn't take a  date id where a dress i already have that's modest etc. Should i be aloud to go???? please answer before the 26 of Oct.

a sleepy dicovery

Lately it has been taking me until 12:00 to go to sleep so one day i stayed up until 12:04 and finally i decided to have an emergency internet look up (which i got in trouble for) luckily i had my ipod on my nightstand so i snatched it and quickly searched for sleeping problems i found three ways that help:
1. stretch all you muscles; roll your ankles, bend your knees, crack your back, roll your shoulders, twist you wrists, crack your neck wiggle your fingers and toes.

2. do a special exercise that is called leads to so think of a word that word leads to, for example a dog leads to fur, fur leads to leash so on so forth.

3. counting sheep eventually you get retracted and then you lead of into a dream.

Now i have these things called bedtime exercise which are when i do this every night.     

BRACE YOURSELF

 

 

Guess What I got braces i know surprise right. They really hurt. ( really hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) My mother says i'm an official teenager . My braces are dark purple and lime green. (If you can't see them) I also have rubber bands on the side of my mouth that help me close my mouth in place i guess well here is some more pictures. (By the way the rubber bands taste like real rubber bands).

My sweet "ol" me

And me goofen off. I mean you have to have a silly picture or it wouldn't be a photo shoot right>

Stephanie Nielson

Lately Ive been fascinated with a miracle women, Stephanie Nielson. She was in a plane crash in 2008 and over 80% of her skin is burned. Ive watched her Mormon message many times and I'm fascinated with her. My mom told me that she wrote a book and has a blog. I'm so excited she is a total role model to me besides my parents and my heavenly king. I compared her to her Mormon message and now and she looks so much better. Her book is called "heaven is here". You can find it on amazon. And if you go to lds.org you can find her Mormon message it's called my new life. Her blog is nieniedialogues.com.

update

This trip was super fun this is me and Syd at the beach to bad dad couldn't come. In this pic this was the day before i got my new swim suit.

This is us with the one and only Goofe I got his autograph in a booklet my friend Mary-Kate gave me. Thanks Mary Kate!!

This is Syd and I with the one and only Mickey Mouse. He's the man!!

This is me in a happy birthday hat in the mad hatters store with all the latest Disney hats. It was my birthday when we went to Dineyland!!

These are the Mini Mouse ears that i did end up purchasing. (By the way I'm in  front of the tea cups ride.)

This is Syd and i sprinting out to the salty seas. Arg!

Avery was just dying to come with us!

This is Avery in her Mini Mouse hat that, no, we did not buy at Dineyland.

This is all the girls having a blast at the beach.

All right the moment of reveal, the put in so much hard work for a dazzling creaction.

The entry...

Voila a masterpiece!

The nook or study.

And by the way i picked out pink and Syd picked blue. The bathroom is not done but it is almost done. So keep checking.